Happy New Month Day Phoebe
You asked for it (okay, maybe not), but we’ve done it anyway… Introducing the Kale & Spirulina Detox Brownie – the world’s first superfood-powered brownie!
Packed with nutrient-rich kale, spirulina, and just a whisper of chocolate, this green delight is the ultimate guilt-free indulgence. It’s basically a salad in brownie form, and some say it might even count as one of your five-a-day! 🥗🍫
🔥 Why You'll Love It:
✅ So healthy, it basically works out for you
✅ Loaded with antioxidants & superfoods
✅ Flavour described as "an experience"
Early reviews are in:
"I feel healthier just looking at it!" – Definitely Real Customer
"Jason (our baker) is now reconsidering his career."
📢 Limited stock available today only! Are you brave enough to try it?
